Score: 2

"Egoraptor is the new Matt Groening"

submission: Metal Gear Awesome 2

date: February 26, 2008

The first Metal Gear Awesome was hilarious (as were the first five "Awesome" series). Alas: as of late egoraptor has been doing what The Simpsons has been doing for a very long time: being very unfunny.

Seems that you've run out of jokes (such as the 60+ second long urine joke, quod erat demonstrandum) but don't want to disappoint your fans by not making a sequel (which is fine because Newgrounds users are sheep and will just vote 5 anyways).

Loved your old shit but your latest submissions (this and "Awesome Compilation 6") seemed to have gained 150kg in weight and broke their kenkles in the race for humour.

Good luck on your new submissions and hopefully you'll remember how you made your old ones.

Score: 3

"Clearly Fake"

submission: Flash Chatroom

date: March 2, 2007

This is clearly not real, and every thing in it is preset, but it was mildly entertaining for the brief period of time before I realized it wasn't real.

Score: 5

"Not what I expected"

submission: Castle III part A

date: January 4, 2007

I have nothing against stick movies, and I began watching this with high-hopes from what I have heard.
I was very disappointed. There may have been pretty graphics, but for me it unfortunatley was not very pleasing beyond that.

The sounds, and voice actors, both bothered me (more so the voice actors) which was a big draw-back. The story seemed too slow and boring for me to fully enjoy as well.

On top of that, there was a lack of 'true' animation (this meaning not motion tweens, walk cycles, still images, etc) which for me made it more boring. From what I saw, the majority of everything was mostly well drawn, still images and/or short cycling animations, floating across the screen.

In a nutshell, it is pretty to the eyes, but is very over-rated.

Score: 8

"Nice short"

submission: On The Moon (episode 8)

date: September 7, 2006

55blind55: Go play Space Invaders and you will.

It was short, but nice. Not one of your best but still enjoyable.
Keep it up.

Score: 5

"Alright"

submission: iPod Flash Collab

date: July 31, 2006

The animation wasn't bad, but I could not finish it due to the unbelievably bad music.
I just can't stand U2.

Score: 8

"Great game."

submission: Unreal Flash

date: March 14, 2006

Reminded me a lot of Unreal Tournament (which I love).
The only thing I didn't like was that the sounds were a little loud, and there was no way to control the volume.
Overall, this is an amazing game.

And Dracmus, yes it is your computer. I never got any FPS loss while playing this.

Score: 5

""Majin Vegetto: Episode 1" Review"

submission: Majin Vegetto: Episode 1

date: March 17, 2005

Though I do not like DBZ anymore, I used too, I saw something that didn't make sense DBZ wise.
If Vegitto had of killed Buu, then everyone he absorbed would have been killed too, that is why he let himself be absorbed on the show.

But this was decently made, a lot better than most of the DBZ crap that floods in here.
Nice job.

Score: 2

""Weird Bicycle Game""

submission: Weird Bicycle Game

date: January 24, 2005

Although it was well programmed, it was far too easy.
I got 3,621 before I got bored and quit. There should be more of a challange.

Score: 0

""Piconjo: Not So Epic Kiss" Review"

submission: Piconjo: Not So Epic Kiss

date: January 20, 2005

It's not very often that I give a movie full 0s, but you earned it.
I was even nice enough to stick around for that "pleasent surprise", which wasn't pleasent, nor was it funny.
Stop trying to make spoof's of Piconjo, he's a better artist than you'll ever be.

Score: 2

""Piconjo's plotting" Review"

submission: Piconjo's Plotting

date: January 20, 2005

I was not impressed by this.
First of all, I could barely understand a word that was being said, and from what I did hear, it wasn't in the least bit funny.