Score: 2

"Egoraptor is the new Matt Groening"

submission: Metal Gear Awesome 2

date: February 26, 2008

The first Metal Gear Awesome was hilarious (as were the first five "Awesome" series). Alas: as of late egoraptor has been doing what The Simpsons has been doing for a very long time: being very unfunny.

Seems that you've run out of jokes (such as the 60+ second long urine joke, quod erat demonstrandum) but don't want to disappoint your fans by not making a sequel (which is fine because Newgrounds users are sheep and will just vote 5 anyways).

Loved your old shit but your latest submissions (this and "Awesome Compilation 6") seemed to have gained 150kg in weight and broke their kenkles in the race for humour.

Good luck on your new submissions and hopefully you'll remember how you made your old ones.

Score: 3

"Clearly Fake"

submission: Flash Chatroom

date: March 2, 2007

This is clearly not real, and every thing in it is preset, but it was mildly entertaining for the brief period of time before I realized it wasn't real.

Score: 5

"Not what I expected"

submission: Castle III part A

date: January 4, 2007

I have nothing against stick movies, and I began watching this with high-hopes from what I have heard.
I was very disappointed. There may have been pretty graphics, but for me it unfortunatley was not very pleasing beyond that.

The sounds, and voice actors, both bothered me (more so the voice actors) which was a big draw-back. The story seemed too slow and boring for me to fully enjoy as well.

On top of that, there was a lack of 'true' animation (this meaning not motion tweens, walk cycles, still images, etc) which for me made it more boring. From what I saw, the majority of everything was mostly well drawn, still images and/or short cycling animations, floating across the screen.

In a nutshell, it is pretty to the eyes, but is very over-rated.